I come here to waste time.
I can only assume you're here for the same reason.
I'm Gabrielle. I'm a published author and aspiring novelist with a degree in English Literature with Creative Writing. As a writer, Tumblr is a key procrastination tool that keeps me from actually finishing a novel.
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.
Yes yes yes yes yes. This explains everything.
The difference between my old boss and my new boss.
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
sometimes tumblr’s US-centric social justice makes me so fucking frustrated. Right now sweden’s third biggest party are literally neo-nazis and our elections couldn’t even get onto trending tags today, goddamit.
Okay, so the post…
i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever
all of them would win
it would be chaos
Ludovic Florent's series “Poussières d’étoiles” (Stardust).
6 years at Hogwarts
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